And the Winner is......

BIG THANKS to all the imaginative folks that commented. It really was great fun.

In all honesty, this was hard ! There were way too many great comments, so I had to ask for help from other blog writers. The consensus of the authors was that this comment, as it was said to me, "shows a total lack of good judgement in the name of fun." Winner !

I can't list them all but here are a few of our favorites :

" It's so embarrassing when he picks me up by the handle."

"Timmy's in trouble!! " ( think Lassie )

" RUN.....I HEAR BANJOS!! " ( poor taste..but funny )

"You know...This is only happening because you're holding that dog treat..."

" Next on "Pitwatch!" Johnny saves Pamela from a giant catfish "

" I need a word with my stylist.... "


Thanks again for playing along. You guys are the best !



- the guy who types stuff for the dog.

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Caption This........

What could Jonny be thinking?

As we close out the season of warm weather fun, I thought all you folks in internet-land might like to have one last a bit of summer fun with Jonny.

Have fun, be creative, but mostly, try and think like Jonny.
Next week , we will fill in the bubble with the best caption.

Thanks for reading our blog -
- the guy who types stuff for the dog.

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Football

I learned how to play a new game this week. Its called football, and it is FUN.

Click on the picture to see me playing my new favorite game!

I'm supposed to be learning something when I play this game, but I don't really know what that is. All I know is I want to play this game a lot, even if I have to let go of the ball sometimes.

hugs,

Uba

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Sunday,Sunday,Sunday...paper

Hey,

Look at that, they put me in the paper. Wonder why ?? Maybe it's so I will finally pick it up on the way into the house ? Yeah, like that will work.

Maybe I will have to have dad read it to me. What, I have to wait till this Sunday ? Darn it. Oh' well. I can nap until then.

Have a good weekend everybody !

-Jonny

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Summer Friends

One summer day, mum and I went to da barn to see some puppies.  At first, dey were jumping all over me and saying "Uncle Frodo come play with us!"  I had to remind dem of there manner's because you know, dose whittle guys are still learning.  After, we were all just running around and having fun!  Oh and even cousin Elliot and momma Eva were having a good time too.  I guess da whittle one's arn't so bad after all, even if dey like to tug on my ears. "Ouch!" Well, I hope everyone is having as much fun dis summer as I am!

~Love Frodo~

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Uba's Guide to Opening a Crate

Step 1: Locate and lift the latch handle.

Step 2: Carefully slide the latch to the right.

Step 3: Use paw to pull the door open.

Step 4: Do not let the people see you open the crate. There are several reasons for this:

1. They will take the yummy bone that you so skillfully "borrowed" away from you and they will give it back to your sister.
2. When they come home and find you out of your crate they will stop saying "How did you get out? I thought I latched it all the way!" and they will start putting carabiners on the crate door. I haven't figured out how to open a carabiner yet, but I am working on it.
3. They will do mean things, like put your favorite toy inside the crate and tell you to open the crate and get it. Then they will point the camera at you to make a movie. I am refusing to comply with this ridiculous demand.

With practice you will be able to open crates quickly and without making any suspicious noises. Good luck!

Professor Uba

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What I did on my Summer Vacation

Hi Everyone, it's me, Grace. Last week I got to hang out with my old friends Lily and Jonny Justice.



We rode in the truck for a while and ended up where there are lots of trees and flowers.




Really.Big.Trees.




There was a there creek too. Iv'e never been swiming before. I wonder if I will like it ?





I'm not too sure how to swim , so I just walked in for a while. Not so bad on a hot day.





It was nice to lay in the sun afterwards.





Then I got up and sniffed a TON of stuff with Jonny. We sniffed for hours.



Then I smelled it. YES !!!! BBQ !!!

Jonny fell asleep in the dirt after we ate. Boys, sheeh.

Ok, well maybe sleeping in the dirt isn't so bad.

And that is what I did on my Summer vacation.

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